I like big bumps and I cannot lie…

Eliza is, what I believe the medical profession term, ‘up the duff’. She still makes a good makeshift tripod though…

There has been some talk amongst the chattering classes about what the fruit of our loins will look like… A ginger Chinese? Well, we’ll find out pretty soon. Happily my brother, Craig, has cleared up what the correct term is for such offspring: apparently the young fella will be a ‘ninjer’.