This is so easy I can’t even be bothered to make a crack about it…

The other day I was hanging out with my two very good friends, the Foreign Secretary, William Hague and the Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams. We like to get together in Hague’s office every now and then to drink tea and do our bit for the New World Order…

Have you ever wondered what the dudes from ‘The Office’ office looks like?

Neither have I.

But for the record, it looks like this:

They do say that when you’re tired of Glasgow you’re tired of strife, but recently my friend Nic made the move from there to the New World - Canmore in Canada. I went to visit him with Max (below right).

It was pretty nice there, although its not always the easiest place to get around.

We went to play frisbee golf at a ’sports ranch’ run by a guy called Infinity Solstice.

Mr Solstice gave us an impromptu gig in his studio. He had some ‘interesting’ artwork in there.

I think this one was called The Second Coming.

The dress-code in Canmore is pretty informal.

Sometimes the weather and surroundings made Max happy.

And sometimes they made him sad.

Every day started at the diner with a Lumberjack’s Breakfast.

And then we spent a fair amount of time just gazing.

You’re never too young to pop open a bottle and gouch out on the couch…

There’s a joke here about being legless, but I can’t be bothered to work out what it is…

UPDATE: On reflection, I think the joke is about him being a leg man.

I’m down with TPT.

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson photographed at home the other day. She was great - my new BFF.

I recently spent a day in London with Kesha. I have nothing particularly insightful to say about it other than it was fun and she was cool - and if I was Eminem I’d try to work an “alopecia/Kesha” rhyme into my new album…

Kesha with her entourage - the Blackberry Mafia:

In the bar before the show I found her backing dancers chucking a couple back.