December 2010
4 posts
Happy Whatevs...
Dec 22nd
The Sun Rises...
Actually Japan wasn’t that sleepy - we did manage to find at least one of the hot spots. Some of the more attractive Japanese women are allergic to ugly people and have to wear facemasks when around them. I’m not sure why but sometimes at temples women would offer themselves to me thus: They’re pretty big on browsing in Japan. There was no shortage of autumnal...
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
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I got my Nippon on!
I was quite excited to go to Japan, but when I got there everyone was sleeping… There was a lot of competition but I think the gold medal for the most sleepingest person in Japan must go to this chief who managed to fall asleep on a train standing up…
Dec 8th